—Hello again proggers—

So hilarious thing. Pushed the wrong commits to main and released them as v7. Turns out v7 technically wasn't even built yet. Quick hotfix incoming as 7.0.1, which now carries all the actual changes. So, weirdly, 7.0.1 is the real LTS with the Mac build, not v7.0.0 like devlog #66 said.

shipped the wrong thing so confidently that the version number had to apologize for it

Cat or dog? git push --force origin main (allegedly not what happened, but it feels like it)

Okay let's get into it~

—Yap—

Devlog #66 declared 7.0.0 done and shipping. Turns out what actually went out wasn't the real build. Sorting that out this round, and the Mac release from that same devlog is shifting slightly as a result.

—The Great Suffering—

1 — Wrong Commits, Pushed To Main

Pushed the wrong set of commits to main and they went out as v7. Not the actual finished build from devlog #66, just... whatever happened to be sitting there at the time.

main branch, famous last words

2 — 7.0.1 Is The Real One

Hotfixing with 7.0.1, which carries the actual intended changes from devlog #66, properly this time. So 7.0.1, not 7.0.0, ends up being the real LTS release.

3 — Mac Build, Slightly Delayed

Following the Mac LTS promise from devlog #61 and #66, the actual Mac build is now likely landing tomorrow or Tuesday instead of alongside this fix, given the version mixup needs sorting first.

—FAQ (no one asked these but they are here)—

Q: What is a "progger"?
A: A human programmer. You. The one who just found out their "finished" release wasn't actually the build they thought it was.

Q: So which version is the real LTS, 7.0.0 or 7.0.1?
A: 7.0.1. 7.0.0 was the accidental wrong-commit push.

Q: Is the Mac build still coming?
A: Yes, just landing a bit later, likely tomorrow or Tuesday.

Q: Was anything broken by the wrong push?
A: Not detailed here, the fix is already rolling out as 7.0.1.

Q: Any lesson learned?
A: Double-check what's actually on main before calling something shipped, probably.

—This is the end*—

*end for now, correct commits permitting

PROGRESS!!!